My Inner Child plays with matches.

Fourth of July!

2008-07-05T00:05:21Z

When All True Patriots should stomp on a confederate flag while chanting "U! S! A!" But Traitor flags are in short supply up in these parts...

Laser scarification!

2008-07-03T19:47:30Z

Especially amusing was the part of the video where his arm hairs were BURSTING INTO FLAME! I once contemplated getting an actual red-hot-metal branding done, but then sobered up. It was gonna be the Silver Serpent from Ultima, if you were wondering.

"My God, it's full of bricks!"

2008-06-29T16:40:11Z

Behold, the utter awesomeness of the Lego Vault. I have to go mastur... I mean, weep tears of jealousy now. Also, read about the The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science, and check out the most accurate review of DnD 4E on the net.

"The kind that will go to HELL!!!!!1!"

2008-06-25T16:09:26Z

What kind of atheist are you?
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You scored as Scientific Atheist

These guys rule. I'm not one of them myself, although I play one online. They know the rules of debate, the Laws of Thermodynamics, and can explain evolution in fifty words or less. More concerned with how things ARE than how they should be, these are the people who will bring us into the future.

Scientific Atheist

92%

Spiritual Atheist

67%

Apathetic Atheist

58%

Militant Atheist

50%

Agnostic

50%

Angry Atheist

50%

Theist

25%

Aaaargh!

2008-06-24T15:52:34Z

Mosquito bite on tattoo. Can't scratch. Must... Not... SCRATCH...

Well, shit with two 'o's.

2008-06-23T07:49:43Z

George Carlin has died. May Joe Pesci have mercy on his soul!

There's a Nobel Prize worthy idea somewhere here.

2008-06-23T06:54:21Z

I wonder, do allergy-induced watery eyes physiologically predispose one towards feeling maudlin? Someone should research this.

Well, that didn't work.

2008-06-22T23:38:50Z

The whole "Warding off depression by thinking of Happy Moments" trick BACKFIRES HORRIBLY when the details of said Happy Moment inexorably reminds you of the circumstances of the current depression. :-P

WTF, over?

2008-06-22T16:02:17Z

So I had an ingrown hair on a part of my beard where I haven't shaved for 2 FREAKIN' YEARS. How did that happen? Cursed furry mammal integument. :-P

Oh, irony.

2008-06-21T23:41:28Z

A Perfect Buzz is a mixed blessing. On the one hand, hey, it's perfect! You're drunk enough to enhance your fun, but not too drunk to be impaired, or to be an annoyance to those around you.

On the other, you have to maintain it just so, or you'll get too drunk, or too sober. And once the Perfect Buzz is gone, it's impossible to regain.

Don't you judge me!

2008-06-20T19:25:50Z

I am not drinking early in the day, I am drinking very late at night. There's a _difference_.

The sad thing is...

2008-06-19T18:32:37Z

... They wouldn't have put such an idiotic warning up, if someone hadn't already done it:

Annoyance of the day.

2008-06-17T04:28:13Z

Idiots who bike the wrong way down one-way streets, then look confused or offended when you roll down your window and tell them that traffic laws apply to them too. Morons. :-P

The best analogy EVAR.

2008-06-16T05:57:23Z

I wonder how many "smoker's rights advocates" would defend the rights of loud-music afficionados to play their rap/heavy metal/polka at injurious volume in public as well?

Web Comics to read:

2008-06-13T21:30:02Z

Just a bit off, Scary Go Round, Jefbot, F@nboys, Afterstrife, Real Life Comics, Press Start to Play, Dueling Analogs, Commissioned, Wireheads, Extra Life, Bored and Evil, Goblins, The Outer Circle, and The Off Chance. Wasn't I supposed to be studying over the summer?

Lies!

2008-06-13T18:03:20Z

Contrary to what that deceitful demon-worshiper bipagan claims to have noticed, I do _not_ have gray hairs in my beard. That would indicate I was getting OLD, which is a clear impossibility. :-P

What's that they were saying...

2008-06-12T01:42:13Z

... About how Fourth Edition _wouldn't_ be the Ruination of All That Is Pure And Good In DnD? :-P

So apparently...

2008-06-10T23:46:31Z

... My little brother's all artistic an' stuff. As well as bigger than me, but we've known that for some time. I could still beat him up though. Anyways, buy things from him!

RAAAH!

2008-06-10T12:50:37Z

Your Slogan Should Be

Mike. Stronger than Pain.

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Belated Meme response

2008-06-09T20:39:07Z

Tagged by anysia

The rules:
a. Link to the person who tagged you.
b. Post the rules on your blog.
c. Write six random things about yourself.
d. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
e. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment at their blog.
f. Let your tagger know when your entry is up.

1) I only have 3 lower incisors, and all of my canine teeth gre in and fell out twice before the adult ones came in.

2) When in DLI, lo, those many years ago, I tried to build up a tolerance to sleep by taking sleeping pills, until the logic that it would then be easier for me to stay awake when tired. Didn't work, I ended up being just as tired during the days, and unable to fall asleep easily without the pills for 2 months or so after I stopped taking them.

3) I sometimes think it might have been better had I died gruesomely in Iraq, if only because the insurance money would have enabled my parents to finally retire.

4) I'm a habitual "hand-writer"; If I have something important enough to remember, but not enough to write down on paper, it gets written on my left hand.

5) I used to think Piers Anthony was the Greatest Author EVAR! Then I hit puberty.

6) Similarly, I used to like Palladium games for reasons other than pure kitsch value.

Tagged are= bipagan, blue_chicory whimsicalicicle, naughtyaelf ,soldiergrrrl, and madisonmassage.

Drunken thoughts.

2008-06-08T03:41:59Z

So, apparently my wings _are_ more visible in red fishnet than black. But my Chaotic Nipple is not. Perhaps creative clothing mutilation could fix this. Hmmm...

Also, having unusually prehensile lips is very useful... for drinking. Seriously, being able to drink a whole bottle without tipping your head back gives you that much more ogling time.

Ganked from corwynofamber

2008-06-07T22:22:35Z

You Are From Pluto

You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.

You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.

You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.

You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.

Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.

What Planet Are You From?

Addiction is a delicate balancing act.

2008-06-06T14:45:18Z

If I take another hit of caffeine now, I'll be too hyper to pay attention in class; If I wait another 2 hours, I'll be unable to nap before work. Decisions, decisions...

Life is reasonably good.

2008-06-05T21:46:09Z

And it will be even better if the cable company actually gets our internet connection working again today. Cool as this phone is, typing on it gets tedious real quick.

You'd think...

2008-06-05T08:25:57Z

... That after, say, the 80th freaking time someone's speed dial got them a wrong number, they'd fix it? Morons.