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RAAAH! Jun. 10th, 2008 @ 07:50 am


Your Slogan Should Be



Mike. Stronger than Pain.



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Belated Meme response Jun. 9th, 2008 @ 03:22 pm
Tagged by [info]anysia

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a. Link to the person who tagged you.
b. Post the rules on your blog.
c. Write six random things about yourself.
d. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
e. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment at their blog.
f. Let your tagger know when your entry is up.

1) I only have 3 lower incisors, and all of my canine teeth gre in and fell out twice before the adult ones came in.

2) When in DLI, lo, those many years ago, I tried to build up a tolerance to sleep by taking sleeping pills, until the logic that it would then be easier for me to stay awake when tired. Didn't work, I ended up being just as tired during the days, and unable to fall asleep easily without the pills for 2 months or so after I stopped taking them.

3) I sometimes think it might have been better had I died gruesomely in Iraq, if only because the insurance money would have enabled my parents to finally retire.

4) I'm a habitual "hand-writer"; If I have something important enough to remember, but not enough to write down on paper, it gets written on my left hand.

5) I used to think Piers Anthony was the Greatest Author EVAR! Then I hit puberty.

6) Similarly, I used to like Palladium games for reasons other than pure kitsch value.

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Ganked from [info]corwynofamber Jun. 7th, 2008 @ 05:22 pm


You Are From Pluto



You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe.

You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart.

You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance.

You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness.

Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you.


And I can barely swim, too... May. 30th, 2008 @ 08:59 am

The Poolboy

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

The Poolboy

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Your exact male opposite:

The False Messiah

The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

Always avoid: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Playstation (RGSM)

Consider: The Battleaxe (DBLM), The Nurse (RGSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - singles | Dating


Last time i took the test, I was The Boy Next Door. I must be de-maturing with age.

RAAAH! May. 9th, 2008 @ 04:57 pm

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Skulking amidst the hotel lobby, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Chaotic-nipple! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I destroy all in my path until everything has croaked!"

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» Wait, is this the ascended Daniel, or the mere mortal?
Your results:
You are Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson
80%
Jack O'Neill
59%
Samantha Carter
55%
Thor
55%
Dr. Frasier
45%
A Goa'uld
40%
General Hammond
30%
Teal'c
17%
You are sensitive to the needs of
others and are a good communicator.
You always stand up for the little guy.


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» Words to live by.


Your Slogan Should Be



Have You Ever had a Bad Time in Chaotic-nipple?


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» Mmmm... Friends...
43%

» Meme stolen from [info]melstrick
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you!

1. Do you like blue cheese?
Eww. No.

2. Have you ever smoked heroine?
Nope.

3. Do you own a gun?
Not currently.

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
The one and only time I ever ate at Sonics, I ended up in the emergency room with food poisoning.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Nope.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They prove how environmentally conscious Americans really are. Like the Indians, we use every part of the animal.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
Chiron Beta Prime.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, orange juice, and Diet Pepsi. The water and OJ are optional.

9. Can you do push ups?
Yes.

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
Don't really wear jewelry that often.

12. Favorite hobby?
Screwing around on the Internet count?

13. Favorite sissy?
Eddie Izzard

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
No. But then again, neither do most of the people who have been "diagnosed" with it.

15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?'
Excessive procrastinat... I'll get around to finishing that word eventually.

16. Middle name?
William

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
1.) Gotta get ready for work
2.) why _shouldn't_ I think of a pink elephant.
3.) Man, that Catholic Church really _is_ as corrupt as it's detractors claim.

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
A tattoo for my girlfriend, a Lego "Rebel Scout Speeder", and groceries.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
1.)Water
2.)Diet Coke
3.)Beer

20. Current worry right now?
It's gonna snow, dammit.

21. Current hate right now?
Entropy.

22. Favorite place to be?
Dunno.

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Worked overtime. What a party animal, I am!

24. Where would you like to go?
An Orbital Death Ray Platform.

25. Name three people who will complete this?
They know who they are.

26. Do you own slippers?
Yes, but I almost never wear them.

27. What shirt are you wearing?
Superman!

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never slept on 'em.

29. Can you whistle?
Yep.

30. Favorite color?(s)
Blue. No, Purple! AAAAIEEEE....

31. Would you be a pirate?
A Pirate King, to be exact.

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Used to sing Rocky Horror, but now I lean towards TMBG or Jonathon Coulton.

33. Favorite girl’s name?
Destiny.

34. Favorite boy’s name?
Bill.

35. What’s in your pockets?
Wallet, Phone, Keys, pen, chapstick.

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
[info]nanimo was making faces.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
Dunno.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Broken collar bone.

39. Do you love where you live?
Meh.

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Just 1, and it's my roommate's.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Dunno.

42. How many dogs do you have?
0

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Define "Crush"? If you mean madly in love/lust, then yes. ;-)

44. Do you have a crush on someone?
See above.

45. What is your favorite book?
"Marooned in Realtime", by Vernor Vinge.

46. What is your favorite candy?
Hershey's Hugs.

47. What is your favorite sports team?
Don't have one.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
Whatever's the number one song a billion years from now. This requires living that long, of course. Then again, top-40 radio will probably suck then just as much as it does now. Better to just not die, I guess.

49. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Cuddling with girlfriend.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
(Censored for the children's sake)
» Ganked from [info]gridlore
LiveJournal Username
Your Primary Super Power
Cape?
Identitiy
Origin
Location of Head Quarters
Primary Costume/Uniform Colors
Why are you a Superhero?
Your Superheroic Codename
The veteran grim member of the teamsylvlee
The sexist and crass but annoyingly effective onepunkrockgrrrl
The bright-eyed novice or sidekickjthurley
The teammate that will eventually go evil or insansoldiergrrrl
The inept yet determined/reoccurring supervillainlarksdream
The sinister Arch-Villain and team's greatest foegridlore
The perky civilian that keeps getting kidnappedcreidylad
How often does your team actually 'save the day'?
63%
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» Meme stolen from [info]gridlore
1. One book that changed your life. The Misenchanted Sword, by Lawrence Watt-Evans. It was the first Fantasy/Science Fiction book I ever read. That I remember, anyway, I was only in kindergarten.

2. One book you have read more than once. Marooned in Realtime, by Vernor Vinge.

3. One book you would want on a desert island. U.S Army Field Manual 3-05.70 Survival (Answer blatantly stolen, but it was a good one)

4. One book that made you laugh. The Book of the SubGenius. It made me LAUGH with Enlightenment and Sheer POWER!!!!11!!

5. One book that made you cry. Ender's Game, by Orson Scott Card. It was SAD, dammit!

6. One book you wish had been written. An proper end to the Foundation series, by Isaac Asimov.

7. One book you wish had never been written. Most of the Elfquest books after Rogue's Challenge. Which doesn't stop me reading them, of course, while still mourning the fact that they don't come anywhere close to the earlier books in awesomeness.

8. One book you are currently reading. World War Z - An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks. Actually, I already finished it, but it deserves a shoutout.
» That's about right.
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Wizard (5th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-13

Dexterity-15

Constitution-13

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-10

Charisma-11


Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good can be a dangerous alignment because it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)


» Awww, I wanted to be a Vampire.


You Are a Ghost



Mysterious, independent, and often unseen - you always do things your own way.

You are introverted, shy, and even a little secretive.

People are dying to know you better, but you're a difficult person to know.

A lot of your contributions to the world are left invisible and unfelt.



Your greatest power: Blending in really well



Your greatest weakness: Being too passive



You play well with: Witches


» Silly memage.
Comment and I'll give you a letter. You have to list 10 things you love that begin with that letter. After, post this in your journal, and give out some letters of your own.

I got the letter R from [info]whimsicalicicle

1. Rationalism
2. Religion, the inevitable withering of
3. Red blood. Yay Hemoglobin!
4. Richie, my nephew
5. Raymond, another nephew
6. Robotech
7. Ringo, John
8. Rogue
9. Robot Uprisings
10. Reynolds, Alastair
» Who be sayin' that sumptuary laws are outdated?
Not the Cap'n of the fell ship Fashion Industry. They be pushin' the scurvy dogs in Congress to make Fashion Piracy illegal. For more o' this "Intellectual property" (i.e, your intellect, their property) balderdash, the craven curs at the Harvard bookstore are even claimin' that they "own" the knowledge of their book prices, an' students who attempt to compare those prices with other merchants are "violatin' their rights". At times like this, the life of a freebooter seems the only sane option, though insanity of a different sort may also have it's good points, as exemplified by the fine buccaneers who came up with LOLThulhu.
» Mwahahaha!
None: You could easily get away with murder. You have the cold and calculating logic of a sociopath. For all our sakes, go hug someone.
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» Bow, peasant!

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